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Chunkking Shoots His Mouth Off Here: |
"Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one"
First off, I'd like to add "chunkking's corollary":
"Just because you have one doesn't mean you need to be one!"
May 26, 1998:
The Response Book is up.
Mine just happens to be tie-dyed.
Now this was published in 1982....before the Internet and real popularity of computers.
I'll say it again: I think Bill Gates' "The Road Ahead" was the scariest book I ever read.
I'm sorta glad I was a recreational drug user. It allowed me to appreciate the wonder and beauty of nature.
And because I survived, I proved myself a viable member of the herd.
With my luck...it's a technical manual.
I thought it appropriate considering the Lewinsky testimony lately.
Doing laundry can be soooo inspiring!
Yup! you guessed it..two nights in a row of Buffy the Vampire Slayer....Oh Dear God..give me strength!
No, you're not seeing things..I got rid of the graymarble stuff to see how it reads.
From tonight's re-run of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Good God! I'm starting to like this show!
I had to include this in my littany agin old Bill Gates and his plan to dominate the planet. I wonder how
much of this is true?
Steps down as president so he can focus on more ways to strengthen his
strangle-hold on the world's informations systems. "Virtual
PC"..constantly connected, blah, blah....so somebody at Microsoft will have
the abilty to glance at your information whenever they dang well feel the
urge.
Big brother is coming...and he used to be a computer geek. Which
should really come as no surprise.
Along the beer lines, I have added the Beer Prayer to my site.
Some of you may have seen it already, some may not. Please enjoy.
I had a couple to share today:
And from a discussion over multiple beers...
Try not to let anyone "grin-fuck" you. If you don't know what that is....don't worry - you'll understand when it
happens to you.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
This is an image of what,
IMHO is the coolest birthday card I ever got. I have kept it for a very long time. It was given
to me by a family friend whom, at one time, was my World History Teacher.
Never, and I mean never mess with the settings on the toaster
once you have it set the way you like it. If you have to change the setting to cook
something else....go buy a new toaster.
I spend all day at work thinking deep thoughts about Web page content..
and then I come home and can't recall a darn thing.....
Anonymity for protection and profit.
Having just returned from a 1000 mile road trip, I remembered an old standard:
It was an advertisement for Walden's Bookstores, and I think it may have been attributed
to Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!"
Jamie said:
According to Chunkking:
Q.E.D. Parity = Entropy
May 2, 1998:
Militant Pro-Lifer - Oxymoron?....or just a moron?
May 1, 1998:
"Good Gawd..I sure do like women." chunkking
Thank you khitch for your invaluable help.
Dec 14 - Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's
much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
Dec 7 - "American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God!"
Dec 2 - Something from the book I'm currently reading:
"Are you on the bus....or off the bus?"
and
No Left Turns Unstoned
Good God...I may have to start using hallucinogens again.....
Nov 2 - Sometimes I like "shaking up" the Rich and Powerful..if only to show them
that deep down, we're all cut from the same cloth.
Oct 26 - Heh, I was asked what I was bitchin' about today. My reply:
" I'm not bitchin' about anything. I'm just bitchin' to
stay in shape."
Can't let 'em know how happy I am.
Oct 7 - hey! "perception is everything". Can you dig it?
Oct 2 - Have been reading the "Foundation" series by Isaac Asimov:
Janov Pelorat: "It seems to me, Trevize, that the advance of civilization is
nothing but a exercise in the limiting of privacy"
Asimov's "Foundation's Edge".
Sep 28 - (I was watching clouds today)
Sep 25 - Okay..I've started a list of Points to Ponder. This is the kind of
stuff that inspired this Opinion page.
Sep 18 - It's Science and Technology day here at the Ranch! Go check out my recent studies on
"The Twinkie as a Food Source".
Sep 15 - Why, oh why, would anybody want to buy hard jeans?
Sep 9 - Finally! I saw something that made me laugh on the road today: A great Bumper Sticker -
He's dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder and I'll get his wallet.
Sep 2 - "The Dude abides.." heh..I really like "The Big Lebowski"
Aug 31 - It's Science and Technology day here at the Ranch! Go check out my recent studies on
"The Secrets of Antigravity".
Aug 29 - President Clinton will always be remembered as "The President after Bush".
Aug 24 - Lucky for everybody I decided to get that pesky Attorney vs. Laywer page put up.
Now you can go read for yourself...and decide if you understand. Or, does it even really matter?
Aug 22 - "They" say that everyone has at least one good book in them.....
Aug 7 - Here's one from Dennis Miller, the guy who single-handedly made ranting fashionable:
".. and in this society, we are like sailboats and money is the wind.
And with enough money, you can get blown just about anywhere!"
Aug 6 - "You know you've spent too much time in chat rooms when: Rather than break up with your girlfriend,
you just /status g.f. set +x"
Aug 4 -
"I'm gonna kill'em all..*that* should distract them plenty"
Aug 3 - "Sure! We saved the world...I say 'Let's Party'"
July 23 - Subject: Industry News - The Release of Windows Double-Aught!
July 22 - Subject: Industry News - Gates steps down as President of Microsoft
July 20, 1998 - Here are 33 steps to Personal Growth. I plan to begin, real soon.
July 12, 1998- oh shit..the copy paste thing..just a second..okay, here it is:
"God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?"
-The Irish Times, Washington D.C.
June 27, 1998 - I also added the New Serenity Prayer to the site.
June 26-27, 1998 - I can truthfully say that Corona does not taste much like
Pacifico Clara, at all. I was going to say that Corona tastes like watered down dog pee,
but that would be slander.....And I don't know what watered down dog pee tastes like - nor do
I want to find out.
June 19, 1998
You might be on the right track....but you'll still get run over if you just sit there.
Thank you Will Rogers.
June 14, 1998
June 8, 1998
June 7, 1998
May 29, 1998
May 26, 1998
Whatever happened to anonymity for fun and games?
May 20, 1998
The Three Worst Types of Drivers I Have Seen on the Road.
May 12, 1998Mark Twain ahem...Groucho Marx:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Well, I like it anyway
May 7, 1998
The Development System must be faster than the business...or the problem will never go away.
Shouldn't it say "Learn from our solutions" rather than "Learn from our mistakes"?
I mean really, come on! I suppose this brands me as a
pro-choice (yes, I am) but my point is: what the hell good does it do
to go around blowing up clinics and people? And I don't think the
Fifth amendment covers that sort of behavior either. But this is my opinion.
A bit of Po'try
There's a swamp in the back of my head
It's where all my ideas go.....
And there are muddy footprints on my brain
Copyright © 1998 Revised -- duuuuhh! see the date!
chunkking
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