The New Serenity Prayer

This is the New Serenity Prayer for those of us whom are about tired of the crap we run into everyday...and wish we truly could do something about it.

The New Serenity Prayer

Lord,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change those things that I can,
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Amen

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