This way back to the Ranch   The Secret to Inner Peace for 2004

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

A friend sent this to me today. I'd seen it before, several times. But today it was particularly well timed. So this is my suggestion for 2004: Keep the above in mind when you can. Don't act it out, just keep it in mind. Then you can have fun trying to explain that odd grin you should have on your face as you think about it. It should at least make the day a little more enjoyable.

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