Thursday, December 28, 2000 - Location: a local upscale sports bar. The event: chunkking turns 39 and the NC State Wolfpack is playing the Minnesota Gophers in the MicronPC.com Bowl on TV.

One of the advantages of having moved back "home" is that I can go out with my team of attorneys and celebrate special occasions, as well as enjoy my college team sports on tv. Fortunately I have two very good friends, as you shall see.

The Three Trees Elite Party Commandos

I don't know if any of you watched this particular game, but at half-time it was 24-8 in favor of Minnesota. This was a bad thing for us. So we let our eyes wander about the bar to see what else was going on. What do you know? We found someone very interesting at the next table! We overheard the offer of "A flash for a shot" and happened to catch this:

Nothing like a pretty woman to brighten up a place!

Naturally, we had to give her some good natured ribbing about not actually flashing anything. My attorney, JJ subtly kept up the pressure on the delightful young lady. He even pointed out that it was my birthday. And after digging out my driver's license for proof, she came over to join the real party.

A small hug for the birthday boy

Naturally, being the party commandos that we are, we bought the lovely young lady a shot of her favorite and chatted a bit. But the game came back on, and the Wolfpack suddenly seemed to have their act together. Score, score, score! Our new friend departed with a kiss to visit other parts of the bar.

A departing kiss and a promise to return

Fairly soon, the football party got into a good swing. Our team, the Wolfpack, had roared back with a vengeance and tied the game. The crowd was going wild. News cameras appeared and disappeared. After they stopped by our table, of course. And even the delightful honey returned! So we celebrated with another shot. It was good to have her back!

Sip! mmm good!

I should have known something was up. And I don't know how it happened, but I'm glad it did. I caught my attorneys plotting a bit of fun, and had to capture the moment on film.

Plotting a bit of mischief.

It's amazing how good looking I must get after a few shots of liquor. This kiss was a little more entertaining! Woo hoo! Our new friend hung around a while and we watched the game get even better.

Another kiss for the lucky birthday boy

Yay! Our team pulls ahead! The crowd goes wild! Another round of celebratory shots is ordered! It's late enough that the family groups and the news cameras have left. And we can relax and let our hair down, or our shirts up! I present to you the crowning moment of the evening:

Gee, I wonder what that border around that picture means?

Hot damn! You shoulda seen the look on my face! Well you can!:

Gee! I thought I saw some boobies flash!

Well, all good things must come to an end. The Wolfpack won 38-30. It was time to ring up our bar tab. And our wonderful new friend probably figured she should head on to some other table before we talked her out of her pants, too. I sure hope she got home all right.

chunkking man seen exiting the scene of the crime

All in all it was a great night with friends old and new. There were other women that stopped by the table, but they just wanted to borrow stuff, or take the extra stools. *bleah!* I do hope to run into our new friend again. And oddly enough I do feel that extra year older. It's probably because after several shots, several Black and Tans I had this incredible hangover to cope with while pounding nails on my attorney's new shed the next morning. But even that was fun.

Once again, thanks for reading this far....and Have a Happy New Year!