Let's see, that's, uh, we'll call him "Mr. T", and then Kelsey, and Gena. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. And my friends, too. Hee, hee! I lived in Atlanta for 8 years, and we've known each other for most of that time. Common tastes in drinking establishments, and simple commaraderie. And a finer bunch of drinking partners a guy couldn't ask for!

Ah, here's Kelsey, an innocent bystander ('cause I like pretty women), and Gena. People would ask me "chunkking! Why in the hell would you leave Atlanta with such beautiful women around?". Well, it certainly wasn't due to the women! But I'm just not cut out for living in Atlanta. Too far from the beach. Too crowded. Too many idiots on the road. Ah well, I had to make some trades to be happy. Besides! There's pretty women in North Carolina, too!

Well, what do I say? There was alcohol involved at the going away party. And I am sort of famous among a select group of women for my massages. I do better with some lotion, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! Like I said, Kelsey is "good people" and game for good clean fun.

Who'd have known my internet nickname would bring me so much fun? My friends got me a crown, too. And while it wasn't a great big party, it certainly was lots of fun! My thanks to "Mr. T", Kelsey, Gena, and the "innocent bystander", as well as the people that run the bar we were partying at.